deviantART's 12th Birthday: A CelebrationFor deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a milky surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Ostrich, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "Good golly!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly licked. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 holes. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.
The Legend of the Floor MopOnce upon a time, there was a young boy named Lou who always dreamed of becoming the world's best janitor. He trained every day for three hundred and fifty-eight hours in order to beat his rival, The Superlative Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Lou came armed with a toothpaste and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Lou emerged as the bulky victor! His achievement is celebrated every Christmas.
Unlocking SarahA young woman named Sarah loved making art, and practiced sculpting all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical cookies, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Venice, and a portrait of Jon Stewart that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby bathtub for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in sculpting to create the most beautiful deviation depicting corkscrews flying anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, bathtub!"
Spoons, lakes and empty staresMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after spoons because you'll only end up with a lake in your leg." I never quite understood his advice until one Easter, I was gardening with my best friend Mary-Ann. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was tasty and spooky sounds came from deep within. Mary-Ann saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!